one time my sister told me about this kid with a horrible peanut allergy who wouldn’t shut up and then the teacher turned around and was like “maybe if i shove a peanut down your throat you’ll shut up” and the whole class just went silent
do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason
you’re just like
And then they give you a reason and its like
I just want someone that I can lay next to on tumblr, reblog hilarious things, make out, and watch our favorite tv shows. is that too much to ask?
i hate when people think youre lying just because you laugh
ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone told to me 4 years ago